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- 祸不单行
- Mr. and Mrs. Taylor had a seven-year-old boy named Pat. Now Mrs. Taylor was expecting another child.Pat had seen babies in other people's houses and had not liked them very much, so he was not del...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可惜他不是
- A big crowd were gathered outside a hotel where a famous millionaire died of a car accident. Among the crowd a young man apparently looked very sad.An old man who felt sympa...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 从没逮着过
- 从没逮着过An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" he wrote, "No."The next question, intended for people...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Teacher
- Teacher：We all know that beat causes an object to expand an cold cauese it to contract. Now，can anyone give me a good example?John：Well ，in the summer the days are long，and i...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 谁的爸爸更强壮
- Will and Bill were quarrelling about whose father was the stronger. Will said, "Well, you know the Pacific Ocean ? My father's the one who dug the hole for it." Bill was...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 有想象力的员工
- Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director's office."What is the meaning of this?" the director asked. "When you applied for t...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 美剧遇上TVB之在医院
- Scene5：此场景仅限医院 TVB：对不起，我们已经尽力了 美剧：We are so sorry. We did our very best。 医生从手术室走出来那一刻.。。拍肩.。。低头.。。然后你懂的~香港受西方文化影...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 精彩结局
- Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool（毒菌） ?Older Scout: 精彩结局。 Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morn...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 绝配
- A wealthy matron is so proud of a valuable antique vase that she decides to have her bedroom painted the same color as the vase. Several painters try to match the shade, but...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 他说他认识你
- An elderly couple were driving across the country. The woman was driving when she got pulled over by the highway patrol.The officer said: "Ma'am did you know you were speedi...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 等一分钟
- The man: "God, how long is a million years?"God: "To me, it's about a minute."The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?"God: "To me it's a penny."The man: "God, may I ha...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不做作业的理由最直接的理由
- 最直接的理由 What homework? 什么作业？ (装傻时请自觉配合表情）欢迎来论坛分享更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-227497-1-1.html ...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不做作业的理由最得瑟的理由
- Aliens took it as a sample of human handwriting。 作业被外星人拿去当人类字迹样本了。欢迎来论坛分享更多：http://bbs.ebigear.com/thread-227497-1-1.html ...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不做作业的理由最恶心的理由
- 最恶心的理由 My dog ate it. Seriously, look I brought a stool sample。 作业被狗给吃了。真的，你看，我带来了粪便样本。 (人类已经无法阻止狗狗吃作业了) 欢迎来论坛分享更多：h...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不做作业的理由最高境界的理由
- 最高境界的理由 I was too worried about genocide in obscure African nations to focus on homework。 我十分担心暗藏杀机的非洲国家将面临种族灭绝大屠杀，实在无法集中注意力做...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不做作业的理由最残忍的理由
- 最残忍的理由 My father had a nervous breakdown and cut it up to make paper dolls。 我老爸有点神经失常，把作业剪裁开来折纸玩偶了。 (老爸悲催了)欢迎来论坛分享更多：ht...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 老狗难改吠声。
- A drunk man phoned the police to report that thieves had been in his car."They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, even the brake pedal!" he cried out. However, bef...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 女朋友
- No matter which girls he brought home, the young man found disapproval from his mother. A friend gave him advice."Find a girl just like your mother -- then, she's bound...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可我给您节约了一顿饭
- Father: Oh, Jack, you have slept away the whole morning. Don't you know you are wasting time?Jack: Yes, Dad. But I've saved you a meal, haven't I? 爸爸：唉，杰克，你把整个上午都给...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Kangaroos and the cage 英语笑话
- 袋鼠与笼子Kangaroos and the cageOne day the staff members of a zoo called a meeting to discuss the problem -- how to deal with the kangaroos that were found out of the cage....
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我不想学习了
- Student: Sir,I want to stop studying.Teacher: Why?Student: I watched TV that someone was killed because he knows too much.学生：老师，我不想学习了，老师： 为什么学生：我看电视上 有一...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 英语笑话 同情
- 亲爱的姑妈 在汉语中，“娘”与“妈”一样，都是指母亲。有一初到中国学汉语的英国留学生，在校园看上了一位漂亮的中国女生。于是他给她写求爱信，但一时忘“娘”怎么写了，便自作聪明，以“...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 人什么时候话最少
- Student A: When do people talk least?Student B: In February.Student A: Why?Student B: Because February is the shortest month of a year.学生甲：人什么时候话最少？学生乙：二月份。学...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一对蛇父子
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks, "Dad, are we poisonous snakes?"The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattlesnakes（响尾蛇）! Why...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 欠我咨询费
- A lawyer's dog, running about unleashed, beelines for (直奔）a butcher shop and steals a roast. Butcher goes to lawyer's office and asks, "if a dog running unleashed steals a...
2018-11-25 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
