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- 双语笑话 取存款
- A fourth-grade teacher was giving her pupils a lesson on logic. "Here is the situation," she said. "a man is standing up in a boat in the middle of a river, fishing....
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 可我不用笑了明天我就走人了
- The boss joined a group of his workers at the coffee urn and told a series of jokes he'd heard recently. Everybody laughed loudly. Everybody, that is, except Mike.When he no...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 Cut off my dog's tail
- Bert took his Saint Bernard to the vet(兽医）. "Doctor," he said sadly, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to ask you to cut off my dog's tail." The vet stepped back, "Bert, why should I...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 最后将军安排他去做个心理诊断
- A general noticed one of his soldiers behaving oddly. The soldier would pick up any piece of paper he found, frown and say, "That's not it" and put it down again.This went o...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 我赢了 92 条金鱼
- Stan: I won 92 goldfish. Fred: Where are you going to keep them? Stan: In the bathroom. Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath? Stan: Blin...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你到底是怎么听懂他说话的
- While eating in a restaurant, I reprimanded my four-year-old son for speaking with his mouth full . "Mump umn Kmpfhm," was all I heard."Drew," I scolded, "no one can underst...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 六一去KFC
- A Taste of Fast Food (Written by Dale & Morgan; Level: Basic) Grandpa: It’s time for dinner Bao Bao. Wash up! Grandson (Bao Bao, 12 years old): Aw Grandpa, I d...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 所有人都准备恢复倒立！
- A guy dies and is sent to Hell. Satan meets him, shows him doors to three rooms, and says he must choose one spend eternity in.In the first room, people are standing in shit...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 因为我刚才咬到自己舌头啦
- A father and son snake are out for a nice afternoon slither.The son asks, "Dad，are we poisonous snakes?"The father replies proudly, "Yes son, we are rattler snakes! Why do yo...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 全球爆笑各大行业英文广告①
- An advertisement in a restaurant 一家饭店门口的广告：Please come in to eat or both of us will starve.进来吃饭吧，否则我们都要挨饿。 ...
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- 双语笑话 全球爆笑各大行业英文广告②
- Traffic slogans 交通宣传标语： If you want to stay married, divorce speed。 想和爱人牵手，就和超速分手。 Don't let your kids drive if they are not old enough--or else...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 今天我有个特轻松的活给你们
- A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change."I've got a really easy job today for the laziest...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那么往我的卡车上猛装吧
- Deciding to do some back-yard landscaping, my father-in-law went to the brickyard to buy quantity of brick. When he asked the salesclerk about the cost, the man replied. "Th...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我们赌谁能探出窗外更远
- Tom: How's your little brother, Johnny?Johnny: He's ill in bed. He hurt himself.Tom: That's too bad. How did it happen?Johnny: We betted who could lean further out of the wi...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 全球爆笑各大行业英文广告③
- A French training school in Germany 德国一家法语培训学校的招生广告：昨天 09:39 上传下载附件 (38.19 KB) If you don't like the course, you can tell us to give your money bac...
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- 双语笑话 有货
- A store manager heard a clerk tell a customer. No, ma'am, we haven't had any for a while, and it doesn't look as if we'll be getting soon. Horrified, the manager came ru...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 不快先生是您飞得太低了
- A man traveling at 130 miles per hour on the road was stopped by traffic police." Sorry, officer." said the driver, " Was I driving too fast?"" No, sir. You were flying too...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 MODERN LIFE
- Two old friends got together after many years and soon fell to discussing their husbands' faults. We've been married fifteen years, one woman said, and every night after...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一堂课的最后几分钟是最长的
- A teacher asked one of his students:" What is the longest and what is the shortest?"The student answered immediately:" The last several minutes of a class is the longest, w...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 全球爆笑各大行业英文广告⑤
- A warning on the fence of a forbidden area 一处禁地围墙上的警示： 一处禁地围墙上的警示 No trespassing! Violators will be shot; survivors will be shot again。 严禁擅闯！违...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 把我闯了红灯抄五百遍
- In a traffic court of a large mid-western city, a young lady was brought before the judge to answer a ticket given her for driving through a red light.She explained to his h...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 那倒不是他是一名公墓管理员
- Tom: My uncle has 500 men under him.Jack: He must be very important.Tom: Not really---he is a maintenance man in a cemetery.汤姆：我叔叔下面有500人。杰克：他肯定很有权势吧。汤姆...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 全球爆笑各大行业英文广告⑥
- Notice at the wildlife park 野生动物园里的游客须知： 野生动物园里的游客须知 Those who throw objects at crocodiles will be asked to retrive them。 向鳄鱼丢东西的人将被要...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 双语笑话 推车
- There is a tour bus on a rugged mountain path, the day was driving the dark. The man from sleep wake up...... Suddenly, he found that, on the car of the tourists were g...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 屌丝女士到底是谁
- 《Knallerfrauen》译为《爆炸妞》(又译为《屌丝女士》)，是德国SAT.1电视台每周五23点15分播放的一部喜剧小品，由德国喜剧女演员MartinaHill主演。片中“重口味”的笑点颠覆了人们眼中德...
2018-11-26 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
